Crisis averted. Time Crisis not averted. That game was badass. It made a generation of kids believe that in order to evade bullets you only needed to slam your foot on a pedal. Any pedal. It’s impractical because cities don’t have pedals sporadically spread throughout the streets. If they did, hospitals would be filled with idiots that get injured from tripping over them. Entire websites would be dedicated to CCTV footage of people falling over pedals on the street. Imagine that world, man. Time Crisis, the most unintentionally reality-bending game out there.
You may exhale. EA Sports did not screw up Mark Hunt for their upcoming UFC game. In fact it looks like they sort of nailed his facial likeness and that look Hunt gives off as if to say he has the ability to walk-off KO most mammals on planet Earth, and perhaps even mammals on other planets that we haven’t discovered. Check out the photo EA Sports released today of Marko Hunto, pretty impressive.