Public service announcement if you ever have the chance to interact with your favorite fighter when you’re already drunk, go ahead and talk to them because they love it! Don’t be selfish and keep all that drunk charm to yourself, go out and seek UFC welterweight Nick Diaz for your inspired rants. Diaz’s ears are always open for his fans.
When this celebrity athlete tries to walk away from the awkward social situation, don’t worry that is just their way of saying “hey, I like your alcohol induced soapbox rants. Please continue.” It’s a scientific fact that when you (just you and only you) are intoxicated you tell better stories, can sing perfectly on key, and your comedic timing increases tenfold.
If you don’t have your MMA fan business card handy it’s always a great idea to say you could beat up other UFC welterweights. Drunk UFC fan number 99 tells Diaz that he would win a fight versus Johny Hendricks. Cheers to the MMA fan who’s beer muscles are so big that he could beat-up a former UFC champion if he really had to.