The way Dana White effortlessly crushes self-esteem and egos is synonymous with Atilla the Hun. It’s like he’s one of those catholic monks that systematically beats their body to get closer to God. If you asked me what they’re called five years ago, I would have known — but a lot of partying has gone on between then and now, so whatever brain cell that retained that information is now retired in the recesses of my mind. Some would even argue that the fate of mixed martial arts lies within White’s hands — which are also white. Interesting.
Although we all know it’s eventually coming, the day Dana White leaves the UFC is going to be a sad one — regardless of if you like the guy. It’s something that we try to ignore — but it will happen, and when it does you will run to the corner of your living room and cry your eyes out. Check out this video @LayzieTheSavage captured of Dana White talking about getting old and the ‘UFC living without him.’