Dana White says Jon Jones is the greatest UFC light heavyweight, sorry Chuck Liddell

We should hold a candlelight vigilance to remember all of the brain cells you senselessly murdered this past weekend. Now some woodworker will spend the rest of his month making miniature wooden caskets for those dead brain cells. They will never come back, like Godric from True Blood. Those brain cells were your starters, now you’ll just have to rely on the brain cells that have been sitting on the bench for years. For your sake, I hope one of those benched brain cells will be the equivalent of Jeremy Lin. If not, you will be poop out of luck — like shamrocks growing from elephant dung.

In the absence of a weekend leaves the unfortunate work week — which means you will read a lot of ‘Dana White says…’ articles from a variety of MMA sites. We make fun of those guys all the time on social media, but this Monday we are those guys. Dammit, we failed ourselves. Whatever, I could still beat anyone reading this in Magic the Gathering, so in the end I still win.

Dana White is probably Jon Jones’ biggest fan, and it showed in a recent Sexto Round interview in which he proclaims Jon Jones has surpassed Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz.

Published on April 14, 2014 at 9:19 pm
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