So Butterbean fought last weekend and you probably didn’t even know. If Butterbean is an accurate depiction of the future of genetically modified vegetables, then we’re all screwed. Imagine making butterbean soup with Butterbean. That would be murder. I don’t want any part of it. Besides making Betsy Ross proud, Butterbean scrapped last weekend at Elite 1 MMA: High Voltage and not only came home with the win, but a title. I just ruined it, didn’t I? Dammit, apparently I’m great at giving unsolicited spoilers. If I were in X-Men, my mutant power would be dishing out unsolicited spoilers. Professor X would never let me graduate.