I lived in Europe for a total of four years and the only lesson I learned was Polish chicks are really hot. I love every single one of them with a passion that can only be expressed by a dude that writes on an MMA site while occasionally spinning nunchucks between the publication of each article. I think a wise man once said ‘Fool me once, shame on…you — fool me — can’t get fooled again.’ Whoops, that wasn’t a wiseman. It was actually President George W. Bush in a speech for ‘Pledge Across America.’ My bad for getting your hopes up high in your life-long pursuit of obtaining wisdom. Unfortunately at that point in modern history, none was to be found. However, if you’re an MMA fan and have been desperately trying to unlock the key to Bob Sapp’s fighting career, look no further than this Polish poster of Gala MMA, Bob Sapp’s next collapse-a-thon. He’s the meanest-looking guy on the poster, which accounts for absolutely nothing.
Since we can’t read Polish, we’re just going to assume this fight goes down soon, on the 9th of a month.