Tonight at UFC 152, MMA Math prevails. We used Chael Sonnen as a gauge and deduced that since the pseudo UFC middleweight and light heavyweight champion had the tougher time against Michael Bisping than he did Brian Stann, according to our MMA Math it meant that Bisping would absolutely win tonight. See, our MMA Math is impeccable. Next year, MiddleEasy will be instructing a course on the science and if you pass your final exams, you will be awarded with your very own diploma. You think we’re kidding, egh? Just you wait. If the earth can survive the Mayan apocalypse in 2012, you may be the proud owner of a MMA math certificate that you can proudly hang on your wall. Tonight, the scoreboards read: MMA Math – 1, Your Logic – 0. In fact, just stop thinking. Let me do it for you.
According to a statement Dana White made prior to UFC 152, the winner of Stann and Bisping would get the next shot at the UFC middleweight champion. We’re not sure if that statement still has any merit since there was no stunning finish that we all expected. Bummer. We can only hope that Michael Bisping vs. Anderson Silva goes down in Manchester and ends with a legendary .gif finish. On, speaking of .gifs…
