Whatever is thumping through your Ipod would immediately be injured by GSP’s riddum. After his UFC 100 bout against Thiago Alves, George St. Pierre said he drank so much he forgot his whole name. For a Canadian, that’s a lot of alcohol. For a normal human being, that’s enough liquor to make you time travel. Alcohol is like X-Kryptonite to GSP, only a true comic book aficionado would know what that means. I’ve given my shout out to kryptonians for the day. Things are good in the universe.
Last year Georges St. Pierre was named the Canadian Athlete of The Year by an organization of Canadians that thoroughly enjoy giving people titles. This year, GSP’s name is on the ballot once again along with Joey Votto, Alexandre Bilodeau, Christine Besbitt, Jason Bay, Daniel Nestor, Mike Green and Sidney Crosby. I’m not Canadian but when I lived in Europe I knew a Canadian guy that got hit by a Peugeot when he was skateboarding one weekend. When he was released from the hospital he told me that he found Jesus. I then asked him what the hell was Jesus doing is a hospital? The last thing we need is a hurt Jesus. If you find Jesus in a hospital, humanity is screwed.