Power rangers

For the subset of human beings who enjoy the UFC, WWE, and the 1990s incarnation of the Power Rangers franchise, we have some bad news for you. Whenever pro wrestler turned mixed martial artist CM Punk makes his debut in the UFC, hopefully before 2017, he won’t be doing it against the green Power Ranger. You know the green Power Ranger? That’s right Jason David Frank, now and forever known as the green Power Ranger, will not be fighting CM Punk in his UFC debut. Mr. green Power Ranger has apparently been cyber stalking Punk for the past several months. When asked by a fan if Punk vs. Ranger inside the UFC is possibility, Punk shoots down the comic book fan and drops a verbal pipe bomb on Frank. Also if you didn’t know Punk would be cool if he got to play Casey Jones in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot sequel. Just don’t ask Punk about Power Rangers anymore, no matter what color their armor is.