There was a story that emerged at some point this year of a guy sleeping in his bed and a sinkhole literally engulfed his entire body. He was never seen from again. Emergency workers couldn’t even recover his body. The Earth literally swallowed him whole and never returned him, like every time you open a bag of Gummi Bears. Don’t even pretend like you fully chew those things. They are meant to be inhaled, so eat them accordingly.
The Assumption Parish in Louisiana is home to 24-acre wide sinkhole that has literally been swallowing up land for just over a year now. Yesterday the sinkhole gobbled up another few trees, and now there’s pretty gnarly video of it. According to the Louisiana Department of Natural Resources, although it represents an existing problem — it’s nothing to get alarmed about. Yeah, sure.