Do think TJ Dillashaw has ever eaten one cookie? Like ever? The UFC’s current bantamweight champion is the dude who eats an apple for dessert.
Not even a pink lady or honey crisp apple, Dillashaw chomps on a plain old red delicious apple and calls it too sweet.
Heading into his super-fight at UFC Fight Night ESPN + 1 ( we really think that’s what the event is called) on Jan. 19, TJ Dillashaw is in extremely good shape. TJ is in better physical condition than 99% of the world’s population will ever be in. One scroll on Killashaw, Dolla, Dolla Billashaw’s IG page and you will see the results.
TJ’s abs will make you quit your New Year’s resolution. It’s hopeless. Where are the cookies? We’re never going to have abs or be in that peak of physical condition. Less than 10 days into 2019 and TJ is out here ruining MMA fan’s resolutions.
Smaller story but I’m sure you’re following it, Dillashaw still has to make flyweight for his super-fight with Henry Cejudo. Champion versus champion and one of the title holders is moving down in weight? How often does that happen?
No, seriously, we’re waiting because we don’t think it ever happens. DC moved up. Mac moved up. Nunes moved up. Who goes down in weight to make a super-fight? Crazy ass Dillashaw and his 12 abs does.
Good for Cejudo, probably bad for TJ’s long-term kidney health.
Somebody try to find where Dillashaw can lose five to ten extra pounds off his frame. Again, we’ll wait.
If Killashaw, Dolla, Dolla Billashaw misses weight for the UFC’s big, highly anticipated debut on ESPN….we’ll just be over here eating extra dessert while all that goes down.
