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Your acai bowl runneth over: DstryrSG t-shirts are here!

Your acai bowl runneth over: DstryrSG t-shirts are here!

[div class=”notice” class2=”icon”]The following is from an article on DstryrSG, part of the MiddleEasy Network.[/div]

Picture this, if you will, grappler.  You, loafing on your futon at home (i.e., your parent’s house).  You’re lonely and out of shape.  You fantasize about training, but lack the discipline to make it to the academy.  Instead, you spend your days re-living the glory days when you almost had a serviceable armbar and even claimed fourth place in a small, inter-academy tournament.

When you look at the framed photo of you and Rickson at the Pan Ams adorning your credenza, you turn away in shame.  Your açaí bowl is empty.

You have no DSTRYR/SG t-shirts.  It’s sad.  Really sad.

Now, picture this.  You, in your mother f*@ken prime.  Yeah.  You’re not lonely, because you have a very attractive female companion by your side and she’s giving you that “come hither look.”  But, you don’t have time for that right now, because you’re too busy mentally downloading inverted guard techniques from YouTube in preparation for today’s training session.  You’re doing all that while chugging some kind of kale-based, “Gracie Diet” authorized smoothie.

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