We’re praying to whatever MMA gods exist that the ring announcer rocking the pink vest will inspire a new generation of ring announcers to wear multi-colored three-piece suits from now until the moon collapses into Earth’s orbit. If it were up to me, my entire wardrobe would be filled with pink vests. However at this juncture of my timeline, having a closet of colored vests is simply impractical. I’m pretty content with my Pumas that I keep cleaned as often as possible and my ironic shirts that I’ve refused to wash ever since owning them. There’s a thing in Hollywood, the closer you look to a homeless person, the more you’re accepted in the hipster community out here. Pretty counter intuitive if you ask me.
This is the part where I start sharing my seemingly incoherent thoughts and get down to the ‘meat’ of the article. I’ll set up the origin of the video, tell you what’s going to happen in it, then create some ‘call to action’ like ‘watch this video’ or ‘check this out.’ This time, I’m changing it up. Don’t even watch the video. Go to your local Home Depot and build a set of your very own nunchucks. There you go, do that instead.
