Johny Hendricks: the parlay wrecker. It’s cool, maybe you should stop spending your hard-earned money betting on MMA. Apply your funds to something else, like this DVD of the first season of Nickelodeon’s ‘Hey Dude.’ It was a show that you didn’t really understand when you were a kid since it took place inside the confines of a ranch. Ranches suck when you’re a kid, unless it’s being used as a dipping sauce for a carrot. Johny Hendricks’ fist cause pain unless they’re being used to play thumb war — then it’s just a battle of attrition.
Hendricks believes Georges St. Pierre is ducking him. In his past five fights, Johny has racked up three Knockout of the Night awards. I would be ducking this guy too. If you love the ability to walk without stumbling, you would duck him as well.
You probably have some questions regarding Hendricks. Let’s see, he’s of Dutch, German and Native American descent. If you have any other questions, this Fuel TV feature may be of help.