Win 60 MORE days of Collagen Sport for creating the greatest MMA haiku ever

A few months ago we had this same NeoCell Collagen Sport contest and invited the MMA world to create the greatest MMA haiku for 60-days of the greatest nutritional complex known to man. Instead of praising your fellow MMA haiku writers, you guys sent every participant into a fiery put of thumbs down. We eventually found one sole person that had a nominal amount of thumbs up, and he was awarded the nutritional spoils of war.

I would be lying if I told you I didn’t drink a glass of this stuff for breakfast shortly after I crawl out of bed. NeoCell’s Collagen Sport is a four-stage nutritional supplement designed to help you refuel, recover, regenerate and replenish. It also helps me obtain witty 90s references and incorporate them into articles with ease. NeoCell’s Collagen Sport is synthetic-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, lactose-free nutritional supplement.

NeoCell also helped us produce the upcoming ‘Ronda Rousey’s Road Trip to the 209,’ an episodic show that will hit in a few more days. In the meantime, NeoCell wants to give away free stuff to MiddleEasy readers. In order to make this happen, we’re bringing back out infamous ‘The Greatest MMA Haiku Contest.’ Check out the official rules below.


We want to read the greatest MMA haiku known to humanity — and it’s your job to come up with it. The haiku could be anything MMA related. Of course, the greatest haiku will eventually win a free 60-day supply of Collagen Sport in both Belgian Chocolate and French Vanilla flavor. Here’s a brief example that I’ve whipped up to get your brains cranking:

Cro Cop with blue wings

Flying past edible sharks

Through time and through space

Note to everyone, if your haiku is as horrible as mine — don’t expect to get even close to winning. The underlying structure of a haiku is three lines, with the first line being five ‘moras’ (or syllables), second line contains seven moras, and the final line contains three. So a 5-7-5 structure. Hope that didn’t confuse you, but if it did then you may need to retake 6th grade literature.

As of now, the contest is open to anyone on the planet.

How to win:

You must be a registered user on with a valid email to enter. Publish your creative MMA haiku in the comment section below. The haiku with the most thumbs-ups by May 13th 9:00pm EST will win a 60-day supply of Collagen Sport. It’s as simple as that.

Now go, be creative!

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