Alistair Overeem is set to fight Bigfoot as news breaks of horsemeat finding it’s way into Burger King Whoppers™, coincidence? Yes, very much so. I don’t know how to link that to this article about the UFC 156 staredowns that went down somewhere in Vegas yesterday, my mind is wandering with the comic book-level of unassuming humans gaining superpowers after eating their mayo-less Whopper™ in the front seat of their car. If horsemeat Whoppers™ have been unleashed on the unsuspecting public, we are about 48 hours away from a real world iteration of the City of Heroes, which I’m fine with, just as long as I have superpowers as well. I’m going to Burger King now with the confidence that what they are serving is not only real meat, but can grant me powers beyond anything I’ve ever comprehended before. We’re going to have thousands of Dream-level heavyweight champs by the end of the week – mark my words.
Right now though, the second round of the original left side of the bracket of the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix is about to go down, and Overeem is not pleased that Bigfoot got in his face. I think he said something along the lines of ‘I’m going to ****ing destroy you,’ but that could be the Whopper™ talking. I’m not sure.
Man, I’ve almost completely ignored the classy staredown by Rashad Evans and Noguiera (Rashad is swagger-jacking himself) and the fairly intense featherweight title fight staredown. Geez, that’s how stacked this card is.