In a perfect world, the fighters in this highlight reel could avoid getting injured entirely. Unfortunately, that’s not the world we live in. While we miss seeing them in action, the world keeps spinning and people like Cynthia Vance anxiously await their return. In fact, she is so excited to see them fight that made this highlight reel of all the UFC’s current champions and she set it to Da Mysteries of Chessboxing. Let’s be clear, you never need a reason to listen to the Wu-Tang Clan. Your Monday afternoon would be cold and empty without this. Now it’ll be warm and pleasant with Staten Island’s finest showcasing the gatekeepers to the seven UFC chambers.