We bet you guys didn’t know Jake Ellenberger spoke perfect Portuguese

We’re just two days away from Jake Ellenberger vs. Rory MacDonald coming to your television for free on UFC on FOX 8, and all you guys can think about is Jake Ellenberger speaking a secondary language without your knowledge or consent.

See, this is what happens when you actually stop talking about learning another language and buy the Rosetta Stone CD and allocate time to acquire new knowledge. I flirted with the idea of learning Mandarin Chinese last year when I obtained an illegal copy of Rosetta Stone. A few weeks were put into actually learning the language until I realized that the supposed ‘Chinese takeover’ in the global economy is highly overrated.

In China they measure the growth of their economy by how many large-scale real estate projects are being constructed. However in reality China is filled with illustrious apartment towers and beautiful theme parks that are virtually empty. It’s all smoke and mirrors over there. Over 170 million people still live below the $1.25-a-day international poverty line in China, making it the second poorest country on the planet, right next to India. Don’t believe the hype.

Oh, we’re still talking about Jake Ellenberger? Well then watch him speak Portuguese and sky dive in this video.

Published on July 26, 2013 at 3:41 am
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