Look, I don’t know what you’re doing tonight but there’s one thing I need to make crystal clear: “Y’all better have the ambulance there because if you don’t…you better have one.” Let me introduce you to a guy named Chris “The Dirty Player” Mixon. He’s an MMA fighter with a record of two wins and fifteen losses with one of those losses coming from a midget named ‘The Short Shoreman’. The Dirty Player has a lot of things to say, all of which will crush your self-esteem. Check out this short documentary of The Dirty Player’s voyage into MMA. By tomorrow, this dude will become an instant MMA legend…one of those guys you hear about in those VH1 decade wrap-up shows. Props to The UG for this extraordinary find.