Watching The Reem makes you cooler. This is the truth and there is very little you can do about it. If you are socially awkward, or inept at talking to the opposite sex (or same sex, not that there is anything wrong with that) just watch the collected episodes of The Reem and you will be transformed from a pasty basement dweller to a squinting, horse eating, Dutch god.
OK, this episodic documentary following our favorite Frate Trane will not physically or mentally transform you, the first sentence was a lie, I fronted mental and physical transformation via an expertly crafted documentary to increase my word count, I hope Zeus doesn’t find out. Thankfully, watching The Reem will raise your hip hop acumen to levels you couldn’t dream of my friends. Gather ’round and enjoy the latest episode of The Reem: The Tournament Begins.