The only way the MMA world will see Georges St. Pierre be outright defeated by a superior fighter is to buy a $12 ticket to see Captain America: Winter Soldier when it comes out April 4th 2014 in a theater near you. Sorry welterweight division, the only scientific way GSP will taste a loss is through the use of a performance enhancing drug known as Super-Soldier Serum and ‘Vita-Ray’ treatment. The only athletic commission that allows that stuff is inside Paramount Studios — and they don’t care how many marijuana metabolites you have in your system, just ask Loretta Hunt.
We sort of dig Georges St. Pierre playing the role of Batroc the Leaper, a stereotypical French guy that has a handle-bar mustache and jumps on people — because as we know, all French guys sporadically jump on individuals. It’s just their thing. Batroc was born in Marseille, France which is coincidentally the same place my old French roommate that used to rob cars for winter jackets hails from. That is not a coincidence, Marseille just produces some strange human beings. Although Georges St. Pierre originates from Saint-Isidore, Québec — he sort of has that entire French accent thing nailed down.
Check out this interview with @ShowdownJoe (who has somehow acquired more Twitter followers than us) of Georges St. Pierre discussing his upcoming role in the second installment of Captain America as well as a potential rematch with Nick Diaz. Props to @MattK187 for the find.