I used to work at this 80s bar in Cardiff and this guy would always come up to the door dressed in a creme suit with matching cream gators. He would reach into his jacket pocket and pull out this folded piece of paper that chronicled the US military’s involvement of the AIDS epidemic in the world. The paper had a drawing of a B52 bomber which he said was used to drop the AIDS virus on small countries in Africa. The guy said that aliens from a 10th planet that revolved around our sun was forcing the government to kill off the world’s population with infectious diseases so they could clear the planet for a full-scale extraterrestrial colonization starting in 2012. I used to give him balloons. It was the best I could do for him divulging the secrets of the universe in front of a Welsh 80s bar on a Tuesday night.
Although this guy informed me of the secrets of the universe, he failed to address the Chinese practice known as ‘blood letting.’ Apparently it’s a method used to gross out my next door neighbor when he comes to my place to borrow a lighter and catches a glimpse of my computer. According to Cung Le, it’s also used to alleviate the pressure on his horribly broken foot. Check out this video of the antiquated and bloody practice.