The human body is capable of wonderful things. When pushed to its limits the human body’s breaking point is a gut wrenching act of nature that no one should ever be forced to witness first hand. In unrelated news here’s a gif from an Absolute Championship Berkut event where a brutal heel hook submission walk off win took place.
Every time you watch this gif Rousimar Palhares gets a special tingle in his belly. If Palhares starts uncontrollably crying while watching the weather report this morning it’s because of this gif. The universe may not be ready for the moment when someone sends Palhares this gif.
The gif will either push Palhares over the edge causing him to go on a record breaking, vomiting, heel hook ankle snapping streak. Or the gif will cause Palhares to have an inner awaking where the Brazilian retries from MMA on the spot, stops speaking for five years, and becomes a freelance podiatrist for homeless dogs and cats.
Behold the gif that maybe Rousimar Palhares shouldn’t see.