As good as a defensive fighter Dominick Cruz is as bad as he is a knife throwing Mario Kart racer. Even though he’s an A + fight analyst and A +++ shit talker, the human realm has not given Cruz all the gifts in the world. Per this video from SIRIUS XM’s host Jason Ellis, UFC bantamweight Dominick Cruz absolutely sucks at throwing knives.
If aliens invaded Earth from the cosmos and the only weapons humans had to defend themselves were throwing knives, you do not want to be in the same bunker as Cruz.
Also Cruz would have his SNES/N64/Game Cube controller snatched from him after a few laps because you don’t want Cruz on your Mario Kart squad. After the end of days, when a Mad Max Fury Road like dystopia wasteland takes over the world, don’t let Cruz drive your vehicle.
Watch maybe the best 135 pound MMA fighter ever throw some knives, race some karts and then redeem himself by sparring versus Jason Ellis.
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Bonus! More go-karts
The ultimate shit show pic.twitter.com/RV19JB3GHO
— FighterandtheKid (@FighterNtheKid) June 24, 2016