Urijah Faber is the quickest dude I know in MMA. I don’t know him, but if I did know him — that statement would still be true. Last year ago I proposed a fight between Urijah Faber and that little ninja guy from Shinobi (the arcade version). He’s the only guy that can dodge those ninja stars Shinobi throws in the bonus stage just after you clear a level. If you were born in the early 80s and spent a school trip at a skating rink, then you know what I’m talking about. In short, Urijah Faber easily takes this hypothetical bout and makes Shinobi look like an even bigger joke amongst his videogame colleagues. Game over, now give me back all of those quarters I wasted trying to get past that third level.
Check out this video of Faber talking about what’s going down in that illustrious place we call Team Alphamaleville.