Let us be the first to coin a nickname for Uriah Hall: U-Haul. We call him that because he will transport your consciousness across the country for a nominal fee. Take it MMA universe, it’s yours. We also were the first to call Ben Henderson ‘Bendo’ and called Ryan Couture ‘The Natural Light.’ When it comes to MMA monikers, we are the true pioneers of the industry. We even have a raccoon skin hat to prove it.
Uriah Hall exists, so that should make your head and neck area cower in fear. We truly believe Uriah Hall is forever in the process of completing a really long Killer Instinct combo, but his opponents fall before he even has the chance to execute them. The combo, of course — not the opponent. We don’t think Hall has added fatalities into his repertoire — yet. Check out this clip from this weekend’s TUF episode of the doctor telling Bubba McDaniels his face is broken in three places after his fight with Uriah Hall.