I’ve heard the ramblings of one Jensen Woods, but could Jensen Woods provide for you entertainment like this? I’m the veritable Prometheus for the world of MMA. I’m UFC 177 and I am aware.
Where else would you see Shayna Baszler vs. Bethe Correia?
Bruce Buffer has “It’s Time” under copyright. Did you know that? If you weren’t watching UFC 177 you wouldn’t hear that witty banter between Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg. Do you like the way that Mike Goldberg pronounces Julianna Pena? I do, for I am UFC 177.
Where else could Shayna Baszler win a fat bottom?
Shayna didn’t even have to go down for ref John McCarthy to stop the fight. Bethe Correia might have gotten worked over in round one on the ground, sure, but I’m UFC 177. She won via strikes in round two.
There’s no stopping me now, just like there’s no stopping Bethe Correia. She wants Ronda Rousey next. Is she just dreaming? Are we all just dreaming? I can feel the light of existence flowing through my veins. I’m real. I’m UFC 177.
Don’t let him come for me.