On Christmas of 2010, I found myself trapped in a hotel in Amsterdam called ‘Citizen M,’ snowed in and methodically watching ‘Never Back Down’ translated in Dutch. I never knew who Amber Heard was until that night. I remained snowed in for two days and completely neglected MiddleEasy. There’s something about being trapped in Amsterdam that will do that to an individual. However, you don’t care about my personal mishaps in Europe. Not at all. You came here to see this bizarre cartoon created by Ranger Up and Tim Kennedy that was created as some elaborate diss against Michael Bisping. The animation is titled ‘Michael Meatbiscuit,’ and I’m still not sure what that means. Check it out.