I like to record episodes of Jeopardy, memorize all the questions, and then replay that same episode of Jeopardy on my television when I have a room full of people so I can respond to every answer correctly and give my peers the impression that I’m a closeted genius. That’s my past time — screw your crocheting and mountain climbing.
My brain hutrs from watching this viral video of Dana White playing Jeopardy in order to promote this weekend’s upcoming UFC on FOX 8 bout. I can almost hear the ‘snap, crackle, pop’ of brain cells committing suicide deep inside my skull. It’s not even this video’s fault. My mind is just trying to tell me that it’s overworked and it needs some sort of downtime. After writing this article of NASA bending time and space to create faster-than-light travel, I need something dumb to do. Ah, this season of True Blood — that will do.