Before we watch Frank Mir surprisingly give Brock Lesnar an iota of respect as a martial artist while simultaneously admitting that he was slightly entranced by Lesnar’s flopping pecs during their first meeting in the Octagon, let’s think about how male mice, stalliones and other select mammalian species don’t have nipples while human males do. Were men given nipples so they can take selfies of their chests that may or may not look like a funny face? Or so they can create wizards around our hairy areolas?
In a word, yes. And to bookend a giant knife. In fact, if you look at Brock Lesnar upside down, the knife looks like it’s resting between his pecs, like some sort of display of an enchanted dagger in Skyrim.
Now watch this video where Frank Mir hypothesizes that Brock Lesnar’s chest tattoo was there strictly to distract from his massive pectoral muscles.