Sometimes if you can actually do it you have to try it home. Even if the Greatest Of All Time Fedor Emelianenko tells you not to try it on your own, what he really means is “hey, man if you can do this crazy shit by all means go for it bro.’ If you ever want to fulfill the dream of you and Fedor hanging out as best friends forever, you’re going to have to learn how to pull off a dangerous flying neck crank in order to impress him.
Fedor is also going to call you bro and you’ll have to let him. You also can’t correct Fedor when he calls something a flying neck crank when it’s probably more of a flying head scissors takeover. And don’t try to tell Fedor you saw Jushin “Thunder” Liger pull off an even better head scissors takedown in New Japan. This is Fedor’s awesome thing and if you’re going to hang out with him you’re going to have to let this slide.
You’re this close to eating ice cream cones while wearing sweaters with Fedor. Don’t blow it.