After Marquardt’s inhuman knockout of Demian Maia in twenty-one seconds, representatives from the planet Krypton accused Nate Marquardt of stuffing his gloves with green kryptonite. Upon further investigation, dude just has rawesome running through his veins. Now it’s being reported by MMABay that the UFC wants to headline UFC 105 in Manchester, England with Dan Henderson and Nate Marquardt. Wow. Imagine Hendo and Marquardt in the octagon. That must be what Albert Einstein was talking about in his theory of relatively. In fact, scientists should make a car that could be fueled entirely from my sheer anticipation for this fight. I would name it the ‘Rawesomemobile’ (and paint it orange). If this one doesn’t end in the first round with a mushroom cloud emanating from the octagon I will be severely disappointed.
It’s safe to say the winner of this will get their shot at Anderson Silva sometime in 2010. Somewhere on a sofa in Arizona, our dude Banguiz just rushed to the bathroom to change his pants. It’s safe to say that he’s defined what it means to have a man-crush. Let’s hope Marquardt accepts this fight so we can the recreation of three-mile island all within the confines of an octagon. [Source]