‘The Honky Tonk Man’ is a name that could never exist in human history except from a period of 1986 to 1991. I can’t imagine another duration in which someone could say ‘The Honky Tonk Man is coming’ and everyone in the vicinity will run away in extreme caution. His most notable move was called ‘The Guitar Shot’ which is something so vastly complex, I don’t think there are enough words in the English language to explain it. It would be like trying to describe Drake’s equation with an abacus. Instead, I’ll just provide to you this ridiculous 80s WWF promo of The Honky Tonk Man in all of his VHS glory. LayzieTheSavage caught up with The Honky Tonk Man a few days ago to see what his opinions were on MMA, and the answer is probably what you expected.
