‘It’s Always Sonnen in Philadelphia.’ There, the joke has been made — albeit cheesy. Actually, Chael Sonnen won’t be in the new season of ”It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.’ That’s right, all of this is just one elaborate troll job to get you to watch the show without the advertised cast members. Hey, I didn’t make it up. The guys at FX did in an attempt to hijack our reality with a smidgen of awesome — and then promptly yank it away. That’s what happens when you’re an executive producer of a highly popular show; you get to soccer kick people’s sense of perception.
I’m sure some knuckle dragger in the comment section will insist that I’m ‘wrong’ without even attempting to glance over the words of this article. Unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do to cure these people. Our best bet as a civilization would be to prevent them from procreating and encourage them to operate heavy machinery while drunk. That should do it.
Check out this pseudo-trailer of the pseudo-UFC champion appearing in ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.’