I’ve said everything I possibly could about Sweden on MiddleEasy throughout the years. There is no new information from my brain that can be obtained from reading this. I could show you the video of a cat playing a piano, but then you will wonder what was going on in the mind of the guy that filmed it. I would prefer that you keep your personal inquiries focused on me — and not that guy. Sure he made a cool video, but can he defeat Metroid while standing on his head? If he can’t, it’s cool because that game is impossible. The impossibility rises when your entire universe is inverted and the blood is rushing to your head. Trying to play Metroid while standing on your head is just under the difficulty level of ‘curing the common cold’ or watching ‘America’s Next Top Model’ without yelling ‘Tyra Mail!’ when someone sends you a message on Twitter.
Damn, maybe that was just a little too revealing. You better erase those memories by watching this MMA Heat video of Cheick Kongo, Tito Ortiz and Jake Shields training Swedish girls filmed this week in Sweden.