The battle for the survival of humanity starts tonight. One half of the Skynet duo, Evangelista ‘Cyborg’ Santos, will be struggling to enslave mankind in cybernetic chains by going against ‘Smoking’ Joey Villasenor. This should be a pivotal point in human history, one that will define whether or not we will be able to go to Taco Bell at 1am in the morning to get a Santa Fe Gordita or the alternative…forever be the slaves of cybernetic terminators (it all starts with Evangelista Cyborg and could end with Cristiane Cyborg). Choose your side…but before you do reminisce over this (now wipe the drool off your desk). Luckily before our fates will be placed in the hands of Cyborg and Villasenor, we will be blessed to see the undefeated Sarah Kaufman go at it with one of my personal favs (and hottie) Shayna Baszler. You also got your boy Dennis Hallman who’s 8th win in his career was defeating Matt Hughes via Guillotine friggin 11 years ago (he did it again in 2000).
The world is at stake tonight. Go rush to your Wal-Mart to stock up on bottled water and cans of Hormel because it could be the beginning of the end. Hopefully this is the end of the beginning (of me being obsessed with Michelle Waterson…It’s not healthy). Regardless of the outcome, Strikeforce is putting in some work and the entire MMA community digs it. Now hurry up and drop the EA Sports MMA game so you can claim the other 50% of my attention span.