Stop what you’re doing and watch this Joey Karate breakdown of UFC 133

I’ve never met Joey Karate but if I did, I assume it would end with him grabbing me by the shoulders and telling me something I would immediately forget. Dude talks like he’s giving you the terms and conditions at the end of a Sprint commercial. If you feel like getting rid of some of your disposable income, go to the Las Vegas bookies and funnel your September rent on Joey Karate’s UFC 133 picks. Don’t worry, your money will not be missed. Just kidding, you’ll be crying in a corner by the end of the weekend. [Source]

Published on August 5, 2011 at 9:42 am

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