Earlier today, DREAM officials announced that Joachim Hansen will be fighting Shinya Aoki’s Magical Submission Pants at Dream 11 on October 6th. Shinya Aoki wasn’t available for comment but we did get an interview with his Magical Submission Pants which ended in all reporters convulsing on the ground in an epileptic seizure. Scientists could harness the color from Shinya Aoki’s pants and use it to power a second sun (just in case Fedor accidentally overhand rights the first one out of the solar system). If Shinya Aoki’s pants could talk, they would speak in ‘ROYGBIV‘. If Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony got drunk one night and forgot to use protection, Shinya Aoki’s pants would be their direct offspring.
Aoki actually called Hansen just after his Dream 10 appearance (which he rocked an outfit designed by Where’s Waldo). If you don’t remember Joachim Hansen, then I suggest you check out his Dream 3 fight with Eddie Alvarez which could have possibly been the best fight in MMA history. It’s also important to note that Hansen already beat Aoki in Dream 5 but lost to him back in the good old Pride days (RIP). Technically, the Dream 11 meet will be a rubber match. That’s your new word of the day, ‘Rubber Match’.
Shinya Aoki vs. Joachim Hansen, be sure to set your TVs to ‘epilepsy’. [Source]