Randy Couture’s new monster truck has a Octagon in the bed, severed Couture head as its topper

This is the most MMA monster truck of all time. Rumor has it inside the Randy Couture monster truck the eject button on the CD player is stuck and only Stemm’s “Face the Pain” can be played. Not the entire Stemm album either, just the one song single. There is no escape when you step to this monster truck.

In a historical feat of physics and engineering the Randy Couture monster truck has f*$#@*ing Octagon built right into the bed of the truck?  A f*&^%$*ing Octagon in a monster truck!This is the best thing you will see all day. One day an upstart promotion will sanction actual MMA’s fight inside the cage on the back of the Randy Couture monster truck.

There will be knockout while the Randy Couture monster truck crushes multiple dirty rusted used cars under the weight of its giant wheels. Then the world of sports will be shut down forever because nothing could be more “sporting” then this exact moment in time. 

Published on August 24, 2015 at 7:06 pm
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