Cats always land on their feet if you drop them to the ground and buttered toast always lands on the buttered side if dropped. If you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat’s back, butter-side up and threw both in the air, the cat and buttered toast would float in the air. Physics is clearly a ripoff. About as much as a rip-off as the dinner I took your mom to last night. The jokes on you, I didn’t pay. She fronted the bill, and I ordered dessert too. Your mom ordered dessert — and I ate it. That’s cold, but not as cold as this video of Rampage Jackson dropping ‘Your mom’ jokes on the small island of the United Kingdom.
