Let Dominick Cruz cook. While everyone marveled at Dominick Cruz’s ability to use robotic technology to reconstruct his leg ligaments, the real storyline behind the UFC’s champion comeback tale is his uncanny ability to sniper online trolls with a single line of shit talk. Sure beating TJ Dillashaw and winning the UFC belt after what seemed like a 10 year layoff from action was cool but damn can Cruz really cut out the still beating hearts of some of the worst MMA fans in the world.
Don’t try to sneak up behind Cruz and troll him. Cruz will simply circle out, reset, then shoot you down with a soul crushing line. How many UFC fans, Urijah Faber fans, Dillashaw fans, people who enjoy fighters who weigh more than 135 pounds fans has Cruz swiped down at from his throne? The answer is all of them.
If you shoot at Dominick Cruz don’t miss or for the remainder of your existence you will be questioning why you ever thought it was a good idea to attack public figures anonymously online.
Thought they were action figures?
@EZubor common u ditz-20 people care of your opinion …go play with your dolls.
— Dominick Cruz (@DominickCruz) May 16, 2016
No new friends
— Dominick Cruz (@DominickCruz) June 2, 2016
A cheeseburger for one
.@MShreck judging by ur fat face…u need to quit "finishing"those cheeseburgers n worry about yourself.
— Dominick Cruz (@DominickCruz) May 26, 2016
.@Sergiojiujitsu_ says the guy in his dads living room,with his moms bath robe on. Get a clue guy.
— Dominick Cruz (@DominickCruz) April 9, 2016
Cruz by walkoff KO
.@tlorens it's gotta be tough 4 any1 to hear,or understand you with Fabers balls stuffed that far in your mouth.
— Dominick Cruz (@DominickCruz) May 15, 2016