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Here is proof that Dominick Cruz is a black belt in crushing the souls of UFC fans who troll him

Here is proof that Dominick Cruz is a black belt in crushing the souls of UFC fans who troll him

Let Dominick Cruz cook. While everyone marveled at Dominick Cruz’s ability to use robotic technology to reconstruct his leg ligaments, the real storyline behind the UFC’s champion comeback tale is his uncanny ability to sniper online trolls with a single line of shit talk. Sure beating TJ Dillashaw and winning the UFC belt after what seemed like a 10 year layoff from action was cool but damn can Cruz really cut out the still beating hearts of some of the worst MMA fans in the world.

Don’t try to sneak up behind Cruz and troll him. Cruz will simply circle out, reset, then shoot you down with a soul crushing line. How many UFC fans, Urijah Faber fans, Dillashaw fans, people who enjoy fighters who weigh more than 135 pounds fans has Cruz swiped down at from his throne? The answer is all of them.

If you shoot at Dominick Cruz don’t miss or for the remainder of your existence you will be questioning why you ever thought it was a good idea to attack public figures anonymously online.

Thought they were action figures?

No new friends

A cheeseburger for one

Basement trolls

Cruz by walkoff KO

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