Perhaps describing these fails as ‘epic’ isn’t the right word for this. More along the lines of ‘Holy [expletive] how can you not see that this is clearly the wrong profession for you?’ There’s no word in the English language that encompasses this emotion, so for the time being we’ll just make up a new word. Something that really captures the complete astonishment of these people attempting to do martial arts stuff, but failing horribly. How does ‘Fatootard’ work? Here’s an example: ‘My brain completely fatootard over this video when I first saw it.’ We may need to spend some more time in the lingustics lab for this one. Props to jt33 for the +100 news tip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcOFPgB-Mf4
