Now it’s time for Deep Thoughts with Josh Barnett

If you follow Josh Barnett on Twitter and you don’t see at least one mention of ‘death’, ‘destruction’ or ‘slaying’, then you’re obviously not following Josh Barnett on Twitter. You’ve been deceived. A fake Josh Barnett has been trolling you, and you should un-follow them as quickly as possible. The real Josh Barnett will constantly remind you that he likes to ‘eat the flesh of his enemy’ and then will plug some speed-metal band that you’ve never heard of. Josh Barnett will occasionally reference something related to Japan on his Twitter. In fact, strange Japanese artifacts is Barnett’s middle name — so it’s highly probable that Josh Barnett frequently visits the many ‘PopKiller‘ shops in Hollywood, CA. That’s a very long middle name for someone to have. We should just abbreviate it to Josh ‘SJA’ Barnett, and when people ask what his middle name means, just tell them to go to PopKiller. Once they see the baby blue space glasses, they’ll figure it out.

At the end of the day, Josh Barnett is a very analytical thinker, so it only makes sense that MMAHeat has developed a piece entitled ‘Deep Thoughts with Josh Barnett.’

Published on May 17, 2012 at 5:02 pm
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