One can only assume that Minowaman’s wardrobe consists of an endless supply of red Speedos that he wears daily, instead of the normal undergarments most humans are accustomed to. We were going to manufacture a line of red Speedos with the MiddleEasy logo on the back until we realized how ridiculously impractical of an idea that really is. You can live for the next three hundred years and still not hold enough swagger points to properly rock Minowaman’s genital-clinging apparel. Now Minowaman has set his sights on being a badass Yakuza gang member in an upcoming Japanese movie that appears as if Quentin Tarantino dipped his hands in the project. Check out the trailer below and be sure to place a hold on that pair of red Speedos you ordered online yesterday. [Source]
