Michael Page is the single greatest talent that hasn’t been signed to a major MMA promotion. There, you can take that previous sentence and slap it on the wall — it’s an existential fact. The only thing that will make that sentence invalid is if Dana White, Victor Cui, or Bjorn Rebney stop whatever they’re doing right now and draft up a contract with their pirated copy of Microsoft Office. The fact that Michael Page isn’t signed to a major MMA promotion is simply mind-numbing. It literally makes your brain liquify inside your skull, rendering your IQ to that of a warm jar of mayonnaise.
In the meantime, promotions like Super Fight League and UCMMA will continue to utilize the talent of this undefeated welterweight — and Michael Page will consistently produce ridiculous videos like the one below. Check out what Michael Page did to Haitham Tantawy at yesterday’s Super Fight League 7. Also notice how Page manipulates the distance and literally bounces towards his opponent to close the distance in one successful motion. Pretty amazing stuff from the perspective of a dude that sits in a computer chair and writes on an MMA website.