If this is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang will be dangerous. Dammit. That’s not news. That’s just a lyric from Wu-Tang Clan’s ‘Forever’ album. ‘Pouring panda Parmesan porridge on the back door porch, eating elderly minds under moonlit lime skies in the Acura Mosacto’ is a lyric from Riff Raff. The dude follows us on Twitter and gives us interesting insight into the nature of being like ‘i DONT LiKE DRiNKiNG WATER BUT ONCE U SEE HOW MUCH BETTER U FEEL WHEN U ONLY DRiNK WATER, THEN U APPRECiATE WATER MORE #AppreciateWater.’ That’s a real tweet from a brilliant mind. I’m not even sure why any of you would question the extraordinary nature of that statement. It’s incredibly prolific, deeply rooted in superior intellect, and has the ability to shift dietary paradigms as we know it.
Everyone should do nothing today aside from rolling around in a swimming pool of Nutella in celebration of UFC 157. MMA needed that card. The sport was slowly turning into a spawning ground of apathetic fans and curiously strange match-ups. MMA also needs these Kung-Fu inspired MMA posters by GDCMMA, solely because I said so. Check them out below.