This is where I front to the world and pretend like I know about the inner-mechanics of the UK’s Premier League. When I lived in Wales, I shacked up with a guy that had a sticker on his Ford Focus of Calvin urinating on Tottenham with the words ‘West Hampton’ beneath it. That’s the extent of my soccer knowledge. The truth is, I don’t follow any sport that facilitates an environment to promote racism and when confronted about it, does absolutely nothing. Whoops, look at that. Nearly broke my ankle trying to get off my high horse.
Mario Balotelli is a guy I’m not that familiar with, but judging from the influx of emails I’ve received this morning, the dude is an absolute legend in the soccer community. Therefore it’s only right to MiddleEasy’s European readers that I publish this video of Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli stating that he would consider fighting in the UFC if he wasn’t, you know, making millions doing the whole soccer thing.
