Thank you for joining us for the MiddleEasy 2013 Best of MMA awards show — the only MMA award show that takes place in the middle of the day. Don’t forget your three complimentary drink tickets, use them wisely. Feel free to place your jacket in the coat room, just don’t forget your little number that we give you, because if you misplace that you can essentially forget about your coat.
It’s good that you came to this award show dressed appropriately — I mean that boxer shorts and mismatched sock combination is so in for 2014. The live musical act for the night will be a the California-based group ‘Death Grips,‘ which should provide a sufficient amount of noise to go well with the hangover that you will have tomorrow morning. For lunch we have a fine selection of vegan cuisine — heck we even have meatless Big Macs.
Grab a seat, clap when requested, and enjoy the MiddleEasy 2013 Best of MMA awards show.