Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Junior Dos Santos, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.
Oh wait, that’s the opening for Conan the Barbarian except I just replaced ‘Conan’ with ‘Junior Dos Santos’ in an attempt to look cooler than what I really am. Damn.
If you were ever sent to prison and needed a gang to affiliate with, choose the one Junior Dos Santos is in. Trust me. You may get beat up once from another rival gang, but once Junior Dos Santos hears about it — that guy will be dead, whoever he is. Recently Junior Dos Santos hopped in the cage with fellow teammate, Fabio Maldonado and luckily it was all filmed on a handheld camera for us to view while casually watching Boardwalk Empire in the background. [Source]
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