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Karo Parisyan picked up a first-round submission over the weekend, here’s the video

Karo Parisyan picked up a first-round submission over the weekend, here’s the video

If Karo Parisyan ever tells you to ‘come at me bro,’ it’s never for anything positive. You won’t get an early Christmas present or a gift certificate to Applebees. Never come at Karo Parisyan if he insists — unless you want to feel the wrath of a well-executed uchi mata and the subsequent spinal pain that follows. In fact, don’t even use the word ‘bro’ around Karo. He may take it as a sign that you want to integrate into his Hollywood Armenian crew and then toss your body around in some strange initiation ceremony.

Don’t let the recent record fool some of you TUF n00bs out there, before there was Ronda Rousey — Karo Parisyan was using judo to toss his competition around like Mitt Romney tosses around hidden Illuminati messages in his public speeches. Oh wow, I just made a conspiracy theory reference work in MMA. David Icke would be proud.

Now check out this video of Karo Parisyan scooping up a submission in just over a minute at Gladiator Challenge: King Of The Mountain this past weekend.

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